Posts Tagged ‘ satire ’

House Muslims Announce Day of Mourning

August 25, 2011
American hijab

Having failed to receive an invitation to this year’s White House’s annual iftar dinner, CAIR, ISNA and Park51 shut their offices to mark a day of mourning. “We are trying to console ourselves through this bewildering rejection,” stated CAIR director Nihad Awad in a press release. “Having spent years proving my patriotism, I was shocked to not...
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The statement House Arabs and House Muslims Never Released about OBL

May 2, 2011
The statement House Arabs and House Muslims Never Released about OBL

We are US-based Arab and Muslim organizations. We feel a compelling obligation to explain to our fellow Americans the meaning of the US killing of Osama bin Laden. We take this opportunity to revisit the inconvenient fact that Osama Bin Laden and the Mujahideen were funded and supported by the US to fight the...
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White House Arabs

April 6, 2011
Naji Al-Ali

At its annual convention this year, ADC will be offering a White House tour the first 100 earlybird registrants. An ADC intern has leaked to Ikhras a transcript of the tour guide's spiel. Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of ADC I'm glad to offer you a tour of the White House. You should consider yourselves...
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The Press Release CAIR Never Issued in Response to Obama’s State of the Union

January 27, 2011
The Press Release CAIR Never Issued in Response to Obama’s State of the Union

Council of American Islamic Relations (CAIR) takes serious offense at the hypocritical, condescending language President Barack Obama expressed during his State of the Union address this week. We reject Obama’s pretentious statement that “American Muslims are a part of our American family” and consider it an insult to our intelligence. These words carry no...
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