Lebanese-American buffoon, Republican Party booster, and current candidate for a seat in the Virginia House of Delegates, David “Go GOP” Ramadan, has now taken to issuing “statements.” The first one issued by David, or whatever his real name is, came shortly after the killing of Osama Bin-Laden. Here is the full text of candidate David’s “statement.”
After learning David was running for public office we anticipated a very entertaining candidacy, and we haven’t been disappointed. His comical campaign has already provided more laughs than all the lame Arab and Muslim comedians in America that predictably blather on about terrorism, airports, camels, and harems.
According to local observers David has also begun traveling with an entourage which includes a well-paid photographer, and a couple of family members not yet old enough to vote for him. We’re looking forward to him possibly hiring a serious looking bodyguard that wears dark aviator sunglasses, and a driver that will escort them to the local mall so he can wave to shoppers. “Look mommy, a funny man is waving at us. Don’t look at him honey, keep walking straight to the car.” “Go Go GOP…Go Go GOP!”